SO I MUST

Explain two things.
Listen:
1)Go to the variety show on december 23rd. Don't cut out. I can't even tell you what our act is going to be..but it will INSINERATE your face.

2)So the term "shaggy pony" you've heard it, you've used it. I have recently found out that the term my sister and I made up while I was doing my history homework last year has spread to 5 school districts, covering 2 states. SO NOW VH1 GOES BEHIND THE TERM.

This is how it happened...it's really not that exciting:
-I was sitting at the dining room table..ready my world history book...and there was a drawing of Genghis Khan on a horse..and below it was this little blurb about the Mongols and how they were "fierce fighters who rode mounted on little shaggy ponies." SOOOO my sister was in the room and I started saying 'shaggy pony' incessently because well..I was bored and wanted to bug her..and I was saying it sort of hmm..out of the corner of my mouth/one eye brow raised type tone so it was more like: "shaaggggyyy pony" part austin powers part me. But yes...somehow mckenzie made this a code term to talk about "cute boys with shaggy, long hair" to use with her friends and:

my fame has spread everywhere. That is such a disatisfying story for all the 7th graders who attacked me today asking where it REALLY came from.